In a groundbreaking Tuesday report, the always cutting-edge CNN revealed that statues do not move.
The Free Beacon reported:
In a story headlined “Why a defiant girl is staring down the Wall Street bull,” CNN reported last week on a bronze statue called “Fearless Girl” installed in front of the famed “Charging Bull” statue on Wall Street. The bull statue is symbolic of a prosperous “bull market.”
CNN re-promoted the days-old piece with a tweet that apparently tried granting the girl statue’s immobility some sort of feminist significance.
Take a look…
— CNN (@CNN) March 14, 2017
The Twitter ridicule ensued:
"Still she persisted, drawing strength and inspiration from Chelsea Clinton's twitter account." https://t.co/fgpeRcWFOw
— BT (@back_ttys) March 14, 2017
I feel like a statue picking itself up and leaving to take shelter would be a bigger story but what do I know about news. https://t.co/9oB7fVWnMv
— Renegade Jew (@DraftRyan2016) March 14, 2017
— Jason (@CounterMoonbat) March 14, 2017
Media runs towards stories of statues in snow like firefighters run into a burning building. https://t.co/JDyhGYEaBR
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 14, 2017
BREAKING: Statues don't move https://t.co/9rtS0HMHwO
— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) March 14, 2017
Nevertheless, she persisted…to stay attached to the #8 rebar anchors several large men had installed beneath her feet
— StanleyFosha (@stanleyfosha) March 14, 2017
— Heimish Conservative (@HeimishCon) March 14, 2017
Of course it does, it's an inanimate piece of statuary. Is this your idea of 'real news'?
— Splodey Head Al (@AlanAshton10) March 14, 2017
was she just gonna walk away? ???? pic.twitter.com/R6ZI0t0f6K
— HEHATEME (@Bobbys_World_1) March 14, 2017
It's almost like she were an inanimate object.
— RgCh (@rguezcheca) March 14, 2017
"statue still standing after mildly inclement weather wow" https://t.co/sS1PHW3foA
— Olivia Messer ???? (@OliviaMesser) March 14, 2017
You just can’t make this stuff up…