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In a groundbreaking Tuesday report, the always cutting-edge CNN revealed that statues do not move.

The Free Beacon reported:

In a story headlined “Why a defiant girl is staring down the Wall Street bull,” CNN reported last week on a bronze statue called “Fearless Girl” installed in front of the famed “Charging Bull” statue on Wall Street. The bull statue is symbolic of a prosperous “bull market.”

CNN re-promoted the days-old piece with a tweet that apparently tried granting the girl statue’s immobility some sort of feminist significance.

Take a look…

The Twitter ridicule ensued:

You just can’t make this stuff up…