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Pluto Probe Plagued By Erupting Rights Controversy!



The New Horizons probe has reached Pluto, a world officially removed from the Official Government List Of Acceptably-Sized Planets in 2006. Their home relegated to the status of dwarf planet, the aliens have never forgiven George W Bush, whose Big Government conservatism made the change a priority of his time in office. Now they clamor for redress, and are driving for Hope and Change with reassuringly familiar signals!